A man goes to a pet store and begins to move around the cages to see the pets.
He sees a duck priced at $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details.
“Hey sir, the duck… what does it know to worth that much money?”
“Well, it knows Windows 7 and Windows 10, and also knows Word, C ++, .net, app programming, and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games.”
“Wow good duck, it’s worth the money.”
He goes and finds another duck with a price of $10,000 and again he will ask the merchant.
“What does this duck know?”
“It knows Linux, Unix, Corel, and Autocad.”
“Wow, even I don’t know those things.”
On a last scout run, he finds another duck sitting there with a price of $20,000.
The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details.
“And what does this duck do for that ridiculous amount of money?”
“I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen her do anything before, but the other two call her Project Manager.”
LOL!!!
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A Man Buys a Parrot
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
LOL!!
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