He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?!”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk and slams him against a tree half a dozen times then he stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly, and hollers after the elephant,
“Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!”
A woman went to a cafe and ordered eggs.
A woman went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The man behind the counter asked her, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”
The woman said, “Does it affect the price?”
“No, not at all,” he replied.
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She said, “In that case, I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage, and tomato please.”
