Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
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The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled, and said. “Grandpa pay the man.”
A man wore Colonial clothing
A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
walked by.
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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’
