After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she’d been stood up.
Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang.
There stood her date.
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He took one look at her and said “I’m two hours late, and you’re still not ready?”
Two lawyers eating Sandwiches in a pub
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.
They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.
Seeing this, the angry bartender approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here!
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The two look at each other, shrug, and exchange sandwiches
