A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.”
He said, “I’ll take a dozen!”
She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
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He assured her he couldn’t wait. Then she began… “Once upon a time, there was this little lobster…..”
My little daughter announced that a boy had kissed her.
My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.
Trying to stay cool her mother asked, “How did that happen?”
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Our daughter said, “It wasn’t easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground.”
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