A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he’ll deliver it to man in 1 week’s time, but halfway through the week, the horse dies.
The farmer offers to refund the man’s money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.
The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.
The man says ‘Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.
The farmer, shocked, asks ‘But wasn’t anyone upset with the horse?’ The man replies
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‘Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.’
Little Sally brought her report card home from school
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
