A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door.
A 9-year-old boy answered.
“Hey there, is your mom or dad home?” the farmer asked.
“Nope, they went to town,” the boy replied.
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he around?”
“Nope, he went with them.”
The farmer stood there awkwardly for a moment, shifting from one foot to the other. The boy, noticing his hesitation, offered, “I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. Or I can give Dad a message!”
The farmer sighed. “Well, uh… I need to talk to your dad. It’s about your brother Howard… he got my daughter Suzy pregnant!”
The boy thought for a second and shrugged. “Hmm. You’ll have to ask Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea what he charges for Howard!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A chicken farmer went to the local bar
A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
“I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were i-n.fertile, but today they’re finally laying f-e.rtilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become f-e.rtile?”
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”
LOL!!
