A deaf man changed his will 3 times after hearing again
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said: “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
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A class goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A class goes on a school excursion to a museum. A young boy breaks a vase and then reads his story.
He claims it never happened. The school continued the excursion until security arrested the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
the boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.
