A cruise magician Had a parrot that spoiled every trick. You know, like, “That box has a hidden floor”.
One day during the performance, the cruise ship exploded, but the magician and the parrot saved themselves from a piece of debris.
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They floated along in silence for three days, when the parrot quips “Okay, I give up. How did you manage to make the ship disappear?”.
A new teacher.
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, “I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
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Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
