A couple decides that they need a guard dog.
The husband goes to a pet store and says to the clerk, “I need a guard dog to protect my house.
The clerk replies, “I have the perfect dog for you,” and then shows the man a Chihuahua.
The man is not impressed and says, “I need a dog to guard our house and ward off burglars, a Chihuahua can’t do that.
“But this is no ordinary Chihuahua. This is an At…t…a..ck Chihuahua!” said the clerk, “Here, I’ll show you how it works! At…t…a..ck Chihuahua, chair”.
The clerk pointed to a chair, and the man and the clerk watched as the Chihuahua tore it apart, leaving only splinters.
“Wow,” said the man, “but I still think we need a real guard dog.”
“Are you sure?” replied the woman, “I’ll show you again, the aggressive Chihuahua, the table!”
She pointed to a table and again the Chihuahua smashed it.
The man said, “Okay, okay, I’ll take it.”
When he brought it home, his wife was very upset.
“Why did you buy a Chihuahua?!” she yelled.
“Because,” he replied, “this is no ordinary Chihuahua, this is an At…t…a..ck Chihuahua!”
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“At…t…a..ck Chihuahua, my a**!” she replied.
Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L.Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
