A computer-illiterate client called the help desk asking how to change her password.
“Okay, let me see”
after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”
She was silent for a few seconds then asked
…
..
.
“Is that all in caps?” she asked.
A horse walks up to the bartender
A horse walks into a bar.
He goes to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”
The bartender is stunned.
He heads to the back of the bar to speak to his boss.
“Hey boss,” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”
So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer.
“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”
To which the horse replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
