A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk, “Hi! Do you have deodorant for… well… your bottom?”
The clerk blinked. “Um… bottom deodorant?”
“Yes,” the woman said proudly. “I’ve been buying it here for months.”
Slightly confused, the clerk smiled politely. “Let me grab the pharmacist real quick.”
The pharmacist came out and asked, “Can you describe the product?”
The woman nodded.
“It’s in a little tube, you twist the bottom, and it goes up. You apply it to the bottom, just like it says on the label.”
Still puzzled, the pharmacist asked, “Do you have the container with you?”
“Of course!” she said, digging into her purse and handing it over.
The pharmacist turned it over, read the label… and tried not to laugh.
“Ma’am, this is a regular stick of underarm deodorant.”
The woman snatched it back, read the label aloud, and said with a shrug, “See? It says right here: ‘To apply, push up bottom.’”
Moral of the story
Always read instructions carefully. And maybe… get a second opinion.
Bob (92) and Mary (89) had made a big decision—they were getting married!
Bob (92) and Mary (89) had made a big decision—they were getting married!
One afternoon, as they strolled through town talking about the wedding, they passed by a pharmacy.
Bob turned to Mary and said, “Let’s step inside for a moment.”
He walked up to the pharmacist and said, “Good afternoon! We’re planning to get married and had a few questions.”
“Of course,” said the pharmacist.
“Do you carry heart medication?”
“Absolutely.”
“Medicine for arthritis?”
“Plenty.”
“What about something for memory problems?”
“Yes, we do.”
“Vitamins? Sleeping aids? Antacids?”
“All in stock.”
“Do you sell walkers, canes, and wheelchairs?”
“All sizes and styles!”
Bob smiled, turned to Mary, and said:
“Perfect. We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
