A cheap zoo lost its gorilla and instead of paying for one they hired a guy in a gorilla costume to act like a gorilla.
When the people came to see him he pounded his chest and moved like a gorilla.
Beneath the gorilla, there was a lion’s cage.
One day the man in the gorilla suit was running around, grunting and pretending to be a gorilla when all of a sudden, the bottom of his cage broke and he fell into the lion’s cage!!
The man panicked and yelled out “help meeeee, help meeeeeeeeeee”
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As the lion got closer. The Lion ran to him and said “Shut up! You are going to get us both fired!”
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.
“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, and knocked once, then again.
Still, no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home?!”
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The kid replied, “She is, but this isn’t where I live.”
