A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was
which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the Horsehair of one horse and that
worked great until It grow exactly like the other horse and the blonde was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When
she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2
inches taller than the black.
A blonde and a brunette decided to hold a contest.
A blonde and a brunette decided to hold a contest.
The contest was simple: they would both jump off a bridge and see who would hit the water first.
They both jumped off the bridge at the same time. Who hit the water first?
The brunette did. The blonde stopped halfway down and asked for directions.
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