A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears. “What’s wrong, dear?” He asks
Through her tears, she says, “well, I’ve been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can’t seem to figure it out! It’s supposed to be a tiger.”
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He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, “sweetheart, put the frosted flakes back in the box.”
A blonde wanted to see the Capitol building
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked the police officer for directions.
“Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied,
“Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”
She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the policeman returned to the same place and in fact the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The policeman got out of his car and said:,
“Sorry, but to get to the Capitol, I said to wait here for bus 54, but that was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied,
“Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
