A blonde goes to an ice cream parlor.
man says, “No, no, madam. You don’t understand. We have run out of chocolate.”
“Oh,” replies the blonde. “Then I’ll just have chocolate.”
The man behind the counter looks at the lady and says, “OK, spell ‘van,’ as in ‘vanilla.’ ”
So, the blonde spells “V-A-N.”
“All right,” says the ice cream man, “spell ‘straw,’ as in ‘strawberry.’ ”
The blonde says, “OK. S-T-R-A-W.”
“Good!” says the man. “Now spell ‘f…u….c…k,’ as in ‘chocolate.’ ”
The blonde looks at the man and says, “But there’s no ‘f…..u…..c…..k’ in ‘chocolate.’ ”
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The man shouts, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you,!”
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Hoping to look like a hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big, important business deal.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
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The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
