A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
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“Isn’t it obvious?” the second blonde responded. “They watch dogs!”
Little Kelly failed her math test.
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
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