A blonde buys two horses and can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what she should do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.
But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.
So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.
He tells her to cut one of the horse’s ears.
So she does.
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do.
He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”
LOL!!
A Blonde Woman On A Plane To Detroit
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit.
She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there.
The flight attendant watches her and asks to see her ticket. Then inform the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she needs to sit in the back.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Detroit and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy class ticket but is sitting in first class and will not return to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Detroit and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that when they land, he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she then says “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are surprised and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Detroit.”
That pilot knew what he was doing!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
