A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building.
The brunette says “I bet u he will jump.”
The blonde says “OK”.
Later on he jumps.
When the brunette is leaving she says “I can’t take your money, I saw it happen already on the 5 o’clock news.”
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The blonde says “I did too but I didn’t think he would jump again.”
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry; we still have three engines.”
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we still have two engines left”.
An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left”.
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One blonde looked at the other blonde and said “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day”
