A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.
On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the elevator.
The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.
The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor.
The women watch him exit the elevator.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says,
“God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.”
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To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?”
The guy goes into a pub.
The guy goes into a pub.
He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th, and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.
The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”
He says, “Doctors orders.”
“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”
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“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”
