A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.
The blonde’s phone rang a few times.
The brunette asked: “Why aren’t you answering your phone?”
The blonde replied: “It’s not mine. I haven’t told anyone I’m here”.
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The truck driver ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street.
At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and walks down the street.
At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
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