A blonde accidentally drops 20$ down the toilet

A blonde accidentally drops 20$ down the toilet

She asks her boyfriend to grab it for her and he says:

“Y’know, honey, 20$ isn’t really worth putting my hand on the toilet.”

“Would 70$ be worth it?”

“70$? Yeah, I suppose.”

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The blonde drops 50$ down the toilet.

Billy wanted to sell his four tires.

Billy took four tires to his friend’s garage sale and was asking $30 apiece.

Billy needed to leave for a few minutes, so he asked his friend to watch them for him.

“Sure,” he said, “but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?”

“Try for more, but I will accept $15,” Billy said and left.

When Billy returned, his tires were gone. “How much did you get for them?” he asked excitedly.

“Fifteen dollars each.”

“Who bought them?”

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“I did!”