A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.
They called the brunette first and asked her a question.
“If you could go to any planet, which planet would you like to go to and why?”
After thinking about the question, she replied, “I would like to go to Mars because it sounds so interesting with all the recent news about possible extraterrestrial life on the planet.”
They said, “Okay, thank you.” And told her they would get back to her.
Then the redhead came into the room and the people at NASA asked her the same question.
In response, “I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings”. Thanks again and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.
She thought for a moment and replied, “I would like to go to the sun.”
The people at NASA replied, “Why don’t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?”
The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips. “Are you guys dumb? I’d go at night!”
LOL!!!
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead on an island.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.
They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.”
POOF!
The brunette gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the redhead says, “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.”
POOF!
The redhead gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
