A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and instructed on when to jump.” My hand is placed on my release ring, and I’m ready to go with the dog.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass from 300 feet away,” he explained.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked.
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He quickly answered: “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.”
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner
You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
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Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
