A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf, and a snail were playing cards at a table.
Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said, “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?”
The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who angrily slapped its little paw on the table and muttered, “Why me?” Why can’t the wolf do it?”
But the snail bravely interrupted the conversation before it got out of hand, “Guys, guys! There’s no reason to fight. I’ll go.”
The bear smiled a little and handed the snail a few dollars rolled up from his pockets, “Thanks, man. I really appreciate that. While you’re at it, buy something to drink, will ya?”
The snail winked, grabbed the money, and briskly started to make his way out the door. Half an hour went by… An hour… An hour and a half… Almost two hours…
At last, the bear snapped, dropped his cards to the floor, and yelled, “Hey, you know what? I think the little one took the money and just left!”
A small yet fierce scream then came from near the door, “If you’re gonna start insulting me, I’m not leaving at all!”
LOL!!
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A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot.
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
LOL!!
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