A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf, and a snail were playing cards at a table.
Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said, “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?”
The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who angrily slapped its little paw on the table and muttered, “Why me?” Why can’t the wolf do it?”
But the snail bravely interrupted the conversation before it got out of hand, “Guys, guys! There’s no reason to fight. I’ll go.”
The bear smiled a little and handed the snail a few dollars rolled up from his pockets, “Thanks, man. I really appreciate that. While you’re at it, buy something to drink, will ya?”
The snail winked, grabbed the money, and briskly started to make his way out the door. Half an hour went by… An hour… An hour and a half… Almost two hours…
At last, the bear snapped, dropped his cards to the floor, and yelled, “Hey, you know what? I think the little one took the money and just left!”
A small yet fierce scream then came from near the door, “If you’re gonna start i-n.sulting me, I’m not leaving at all!”
LOL!!
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A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop.
The butcher asks, “What do you want?”
The dog points to the steak in a glass case.
“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.
He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.
“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
