A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm.
A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm.
He asks an attorney:
“If I give you $300 to help answer two legal problems I have, will you help me?”
The attorney replies:
“Sure, what’s the other question?”
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