Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, “Look over there!”
They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she’s swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a bad name.”
The other blonde says, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and tell her off.”
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Little Johnny learn to spell
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
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