While checking out at Walmart with just a handful of items, I noticed the woman behind me starting to place her things on the conveyor belt.
To keep our purchases separate, I grabbed one of those divider bars and set it between us.
The cashier began scanning my items, but then, to my surprise, she picked up the divider bar. Turning it over in her hands, she inspected it closely, clearly searching for a barcode.
Finally, she looked at me and asked, “Do you know how much this costs?”
Without skipping a beat, I smiled and said, “You know what? I’ve changed my mind—I don’t think I’ll get that today.”
She nodded seriously, set the divider aside, and continued scanning.
Behind me, the woman stifled a laugh, her shoulders shaking with amusement. As I walked away, I couldn’t help but feel like I’d just delivered the unplanned punchline of the day.
A Man Gets Fired from Job at Walmart
After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelled obscenities at them through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?”
So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-lept with you twice. Have a nice day, and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
