The boys had been up in the attic together helping with some cleaning.
The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, “Hey Mom, what’s this?”
“Oh, that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity.
“Well, what does it do?” they queried.
“I’ll show you,” she said and returned with a blank piece of paper. She rolled the paper into the typewriter and began striking the keys, leaving black letters of print on the page.
“WOW!” they exclaimed, “That’s really cool. But how does it work like that? Where do you plug it in?”
“There is no plug,” she answered. “It doesn’t need a plug.”
“Then where do you put the batteries?” they persisted.
“It doesn’t need batteries either,” she continued.
“Wow! This is so cool!” they exclaimed. “Someone should have invented this a long time ago!”
A little boy is at a birthday party with his mother and ten minutes into the party the little boy has to pee.
Naturally, he calls for his mother. Once he spotted her across the room he yelled, “Mommy, I have to pee!”
The mother, embarrassed, takes the boy to the bathroom and locks the door. She turns to the boy and says, “You can’t be yelling across rooms that you need to pee. It’s very rude. How about we have our own codeword? Instead of screaming ‘I have to pee’ you say ‘I have to whisper’ and then nobody will know!”
The boy agrees, finishes his business, and rejoins his friends for the rest of the party. The next night, the boy is staying over at his grandfather’s place. He wakes up in the middle of the night and he has to pee. He goes into his grandpa’s room and wakes him up.
Gently the boy says, “Grandpa, I have to whisper.”
The confused grandfather answers, “Not right now, you can whisper in the morning”.
The boy starts to squirm, “But grandpa, I really need to whisper”.
Not wanting to get out of bed, his grandfather says, “I said not right now, I’ll whisper all you want in the morning”.
The boy started to dance, “But grandpa I reeeaally need to whisper”.
“Well alright then,” the grandfather said, “whisper very quietly, into your grandpa’s ear”.
A boy is writing his grandmother a letter.
His friends sees it and asks him: “Who are you writing that letter?”
“My grandma” The boy replies.
“Why are you writing so slowly?” His friend asks him.
“She can’t read very fast!”
