A guy asks a barman how much a Coke is.
The barman says it’s $5 but asks for $10.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
to which the barman answers: “$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.”
The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
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to which the barman answers: “Yeah we’re out of coke.”
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A pissed-off wife followed her husband to the bar.
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know
The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
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“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
