Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep, dark secrets and can be easily manipulated.
Always curious, Johnny decided to test this theory.
When he got home, he walked up to his mom and confidently said, “Mom, I know everything.”
His mom’s eyes widened. She quickly hushed him and handed him $10, whispering, “Just don’t tell your father, okay?”
Johnny thought to himself, This is amazing!
An hour later, his dad came home from work. Johnny approached him and said, “Dad, I know everything.”
His dad froze for a moment, then pulled out his wallet and handed Johnny $100. “Keep this between us and don’t tell your mom,” he said.
Johnny was thrilled. This was working better than he could have imagined!
Just then, the mailman knocked on the door. Johnny opened it and greeted him with a mischievous grin. “I know everything, mister,” Johnny said.
The mailman’s face turned pale, his jaw dropped, and his eyes welled up with tears. After a moment, he said, “Well then, Johnny… come give Daddy a hug.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F
We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids who have to navigate numbers and equations.
It’s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn’t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he’s not just grappling with multiplication; he’s discovering the humorous side of math class…
Here it goes:
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,
”I got an F in math today.”
His father replies, ”What happened?”
The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”
The boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”
The boy says, ”That’s what I said!”
