A wife had been asking her husband to fix a few things around the house. One day, she complained, “Honey, the grass is way too high. Can you cut it?”
The husband, looking frustrated, replied, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?”
The next day, the sink started dripping, and she asked him, “The faucet’s leaking, can you fix it?”
His reply, rolling his eyes, was, “What do I look like to you? A plumber?”
Two days later, the light bulb went out in the kitchen. She sighed and asked, “Honey, can you change this light bulb?”
He threw up his hands and grumbled, “What am I, an electrician?”
Days later, the husband came home from work to find the lawn mowed, the faucet repaired, and the light bulb replaced. Surprised, he asked, “What happened here?”
His wife, smiling, replied, “Well, our new neighbor came over and took care of everything.”
Curious, he asked, “How did you pay him?”
She shrugged. “He gave me two options: bake him a cake or s.l.eep with him.”
Relieved, the husband asked, “Okay, so what kind of cake did you bake him?”
The wife smirked. “What do you think I am, Betty Crocker?”
A newly wed couple were talking
A newlywed couple were talking.
Husband: “How many boyfriends did you have before marrying me?”
When his wife wasn’t answering, he said: “Don’t want to tell?”
Wife: “I’m still counting!!”
LOL!
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
A newly married couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
A few days pass, and he comes home from work, his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think a new battery is needed. Could you change it for me? ”
He says, “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof.
She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”
He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”
The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.
“Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.
“Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.
The wife says, “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.”
“Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
