A woman went shopping and, at the checkout, opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote inside and, curious, asked, “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied, “Not always, but my husband refused to come shopping with me today because of a football match, so I brought the remote.”
Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.
The story continues…
The cashier chuckled and then returned all the items she had purchased. Surprised, she asked him why. He said, “Your husband has blocked your credit card.”
Moral: Always respect your husband’s hobbies.
The story continues…
The wife pulled out her husband’s credit card from her purse and swiped it. Unfortunately, he hadn’t blocked his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your wife.
The story continues…
After swiping, the machine prompted, “ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE.”
Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!
The story continues…
She smiled to herself and reached for her phone, which rang in her purse. It was a text from her husband, forwarded to her mobile.
She had taken his phone along with the remote so he wouldn’t call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.
Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!
The story continues…
Upon arriving home, she found his car was gone. There was a note on the door:
“Couldn’t find the remote. Out with the boys for the football match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need anything.”
He left with the house key too.
Moral: Don’t try to control your husband. You’ll always lose.
A New Couple Buys A New House.
A new couple buys a new house, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him.
The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife: If you don’t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn’t make dinner.
The next day the man says the same thing: If you don’t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn’t make dinner.
This went on for about a month until the wife asks her husband what his dad did to his mom.
Husband: he went to sleep without dinner.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
