One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have iced coffee?”
“No, sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner.
“So ok,” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have iced coffee?” he asks again.
“No, sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh, I am sorry,” said the drunken man as he waddled off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have iced coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any iced coffee.”
“Wow, ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time, the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns.
“Do you have iced coffee?” he inquires.
“Why ye,s sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice.
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it.
As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down there.”
He looks around, shocked, but sees no one.
He packs up staggers to another spot and starts working on a new hole.
Again he hears the booming voice, “There’s no fish there!”
He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.
“There’s no fish there!” it booms.
He looks up nervously.
“God? Is that… you?” he asks.
“No, it’s the Ice Rink manager. Now get out you drunk fool!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
