Paul wakes up groggy and disoriented after his company’s Christmas party.
He can barely remember how he got home, and his pounding headache isn’t helping.
As he tries to open his eyes he notices a glass of water, two aspirins, and a single red rose on his nightstand.
His clothes are neatly folded, and the room is spotless.
In the bathroom, he notices he has a black eye, and his wife has left him a note in the mirror.
“Darling, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to pick up groceries for your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
In the kitchen, a full breakfast is waiting, and his son is already at the table.
Paul asks his son, “What happened last night?”
“Well, you got home super late, totally drunk, and made a mess. You tripped over the coffee table, broke it, and smashed into the door, giving yourself that black eye.”
Confused, Paul stammers, “Then why is everything so perfect this morning?”
His son shrugs, “Oh, that’s easy. When Mum tried to take off your pants, you yelled, ‘Leave me alone! I’m married!'”
Let’s keep it going with a military twist on Christmas wishes. Sometimes, what you ask for isn’t exactly what you get, especially when you’re stationed away from home. This one’s for anyone who knows the struggles of life in uniform during the holidays.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A husband and wife were walking down a high street
A husband and wife are walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window.
She urges her husband to go inside so that she can take a look at it.
Although she wants it, he doesn’t have to buy it for her, but he promises it’ll be hers one day.
A month passes, and the wife is at home wondering where on earth her husband is.
She angrily calls his cell phone.
“Where the hell are you?” she asks.
“Darling, you remember that jewelry store where you saw the diamond necklace and fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?”
“Yeah, I remember that my love!” she replies, smiling and blushing profusely as she does.
“I’m in the bar just next to that shop.”
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