One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.
Teacher: “What kind of wife would you like Johnny?”
Johnny: “I would want a wife like the moon.”
Teacher: “Wow !! what a choice… do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?”
Johnny: “No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning!”
Little Johnnie’s Teacher Asks Class.
Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class, ”If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.
Little Billy said he saw a train.
Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.
“Oh,” said the teacher.
“That’s terrible! Was he run over?”
“No,” said little Johnny.
“Well, how do you know he was flat?”
Replied little Johnny, “Well, he must have been! Another dog was PUMPING him up.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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