Two little boys, one 9 and the other 5, go to the grocery store.
The 9-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout.
The lady cashier smiles down at the boys and asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?”
The 9-year-old and his little brother both shake their heads. The older boy replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Taken aback, the cashier responds, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The 9-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier has now become curious. “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?”
The 9-year-old says, “They’re for my little brother. He’s 5 years old.”
The cashier is surprised. “Your 5-year-old little brother? Are you sure he needs tampons?”
The 9-year-old explains: “Well yeah, they said on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike, and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
Two little boys were sitting together in a church
Two little boys were sitting together in a church during a wedding ceremony.
As the couple said “I do”, one of the little boys leaned over to the other and asked, “I wonder how many wives can a man have?”
The second little boy looked at his friend like he was an idiot and said, “He can have 16 wives.”
“How do you know that?” The first little boy asked.
“Weren’t you listening? The priest just said it. Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
