Three blondes are on a road trip.
As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.
They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away.
Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better
The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”
The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”
The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”
Three blondes were sitting by river
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder, and said, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”
“We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.
“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.”
“But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”
The warden lifted all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line.
“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the warden, “take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb cop,” the second blonde said to the other two, “doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!”
LOL!!
