An old lady is turning 100.
She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office, and the bank with no problems.
Since she is living in a small town it is a big deal for the town.
On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honoring her as the oldest person in the town.
There is also the local TV station reporting the evening news about her.
The reporter asks her:
– What is your secret to a long and healthy life?
– It’s simple, – she says – never have I in my entire life argued with another person.
– That is impossible! – the reporter says.
– You’re right. – says the old lady.
A Little Old Lady Goes Into The Store
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is confused by the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain to me the differences between all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies, pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”
He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”
He points to the bottom shelf and says, “We call that our No Name brand and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she said.
About a week later, she comes back, seeks out the manager, and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it doesn’t take crap off anybody!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
