A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard.
He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.
So, he called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.
In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what should be done.
The mayor must have been having a bad day.
“Why bother me?” he asked.
“You’re a clergyman
It’s your job to bury the dead.”
The pastor lost his cool.
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“Yes,” he snapped, “But I thought I should at least notify the next-of-kin.”
A daughter asked her mom for a baby picture
One day, my daughter asked me, “Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I have a school project and I need it”
I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.
A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.
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The title of their project was “The oldest thing in my house.”
