A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road.
Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe to cross?” the man asked.
“I reckon so,” replied the farmer.
The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in.
In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.
As his head broke the surface, the man said to the farmer, “I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!”
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“Well, shoot!” said the farmer, scratching his head. “It only come up chest-high on my ducks!”
I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
Apparently, I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
One day I told a long-suffering friend, “You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.”
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“Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,” he observed.
