A fisherman returns from his fishing trip and tells his friends,
“I caught a fish that was so big, when I got it onto the boat, the boat sank.”
“That sounds like a whopper,” his friend replies.
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“It was,” says the fisherman. “But that’s not the best part. When I swam back to shore, I found the fish sitting there waiting for me.”
Let the Trucker Sleep
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.
As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker.
Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME. He sticks the paper in his windshield.
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But he is awoken again. ‘It’s 5:25,” says another jogger.
