A salesman sells his wares door to door in a huge high-rise building.
He knocks on a young man’s door and asks him: “Would you like to buy the latest toothbrush? Only ten dollars.”
“Ten dollars for a toothbrush!” shouts the man. “What idiot would pay ten dollars for a toothbrush? You’re out of your mind.”
“Well then,” the salesman continues, “how about a freshly baked brownie for a dollar?” The man thinks and says, “Okay, why not?”
The salesman hands him the brownie. The man takes a bite and spits it out on the floor of the aisle.
“God, it tastes like shit!” he exclaims.
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“That’s because it tastes like shit,” the salesman explains. “And would you be interested in a toothbrush?”
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space
when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said,
“I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this really upset the lady, even more,
So she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and ploughed straight into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked,
“What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him,
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“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
