In the supermarket, a man was pushing a trolley with a screaming, bellowing baby sitting in the front seat.
“Don’t cry, Albert. Don’t scream, Albert. Don’t yell, Albert. Keep calm, Albert,” the man kept repeating softly.
A woman standing next to him said: “You certainly are good at trying to calm your son, Albert.”
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The man looked at her and said: “Lady, I’m Albert.”
Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L.Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
