A woman was keeping a close eye on her new neighbors.
One day her husband came home and she was staring out of the window at the pair.
She turned to her husband and said: “They seem perfectly devoted to each other. He kisses her every time he goes out and even blows kisses to her from the window. Why don’t you do that?”
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The husband shrugged and answered: “I would darling, but I hardly know the woman.”
A boss tells jokes to all the staff.
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
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“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”
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