Three prisoners are captured and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The first man asks for a large pizza, which he is served before being taken away.
The second man requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served before also being taken away.
The third man requests a plate of strawberries.
The officers are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, Strawberries,” he repeats.
The officers answer: “But they are out of season!”
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The man shrugs and says: “I’ll wait…”
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.”
