A professor invented a lie-detecting chair.
Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.
During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and the professor asked her to tell about herself.
She began, “I think you are the best teacher I’ve ever had.”
The chair immediately dumped her on the floor.
After the brunette left in a snit, a blonde sat in the chair.
The professor asked her to tell me something about her life.
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She began, “I think” The next thing she knew, she was sitting on the floor.
A Blonde man wanted to fly with his dog on board.
A blonde man called an airline customer-service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover.
The customer was perplexed.
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“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
