A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said, “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir.” the boys
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don’t turn red from blood?”
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Little Johnny shouted, “It’s because your feet aren’t empty.”
A dad picked up his son from school
Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.
Matt enthusiastically announced that: “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
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“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
