So one day, little Johnny is in his backyard digging a big hole with a shovel.
Johnny’s neighbor peeks over the fence, sees Johnny digging feverishly, and asks, “What are you doing Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny stops digging long enough to respond to his neighbor next door.
“I’m digging a hole for my dead goldfish,” Little Johnny replied.
The neighbor then replies, “That’s an awfully big hole for a small goldfish.”
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Little Johnny replied back, “That’s because it’s inside your cat.”
A Little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, “What is it, Johnny?”
Johnny said, “I’ve got to go sh…….it, ma’am.”
The teacher replied, “Johnny don’t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.”
Johnny says, “Yes, ma’am.”
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, “What is it now, Johnny?”
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Johnny says, “My brother has to go sh………it, what’s his number?”
